I'm taking my morning shower when I hear a knock at the door. So, I dressed really quickly, and rushed to the door with a towel on my head. My very nice new neighbor, who I had only met a few days before is standing on the steps with her little daughter. PHEW! It wasn't a client. I invited them in, and of course, Anniebelle was overjoyed to see a child. Bouncing, doing her arroooroooos, and dragging out every toy she has to show off for this little girl wasn't enough. Next thing I know both guests are giggling, red faced, watching Anniebelle frapping around my living room with (oh no it can't be) my bra. Not just a plain white one, mind you. Nope. It had to be a bright yellow one with flowers. (Don't ask questions! I bought it on sale :))

Luckily I was able to impress them when I told Anniebelle to "drop it" and she did it very obediently. I mumbled, "I never get away with anything" as I dropped it into the hamper. Well, I have managed to leave yet another person with some ridiculous impression of me. sigh. Thanks a lot Anniebelle.

Maybe she has a sense of humor? :)

Story by Mary Fournier

This lovely story happened to my classmate, two years ago, and I still howl when I think about it! The morning of our fourth-year music theory final, she was in a rush to get her books together and get out of the house, and accidentally let her corgi in her room. Now, we all know corgis love to snoop... through open bottom drawers, purses etc. Well, her little corgi suddenly went tearing by with a big corgi grin, abviously saying "look what I got! Lets play tag!" The corgi had confiscated her birth control pills, and eaten several. Now, aside from the health concern, imagine a young collage woman, who lives at home with her folks who don't know she takes such "supplements"...... It was a long, hillarious race, through the house, out to the backyard... but eventually the toy was returned and the vet called. Apparently they weren't a severe health risk and the pooch was fine. Her parents never did figure out what the corgi had in her mouth! :)

Story by Megan Cyrisse Parry